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Berin@discuss.tchncs.de to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 781 points –
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And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!

It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.

In 10 yearls you'll be slopping down on PowerNoods™, not even knowing how silly you looked here, smh.

You won't even need to heat the noodles up; they're ready to eat right from the pouch.