Rocket rule

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 363 points –
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How anyone can look at this chinless wonder and think "wow, he's aspirational" is beyond me.

Wear dark sunglasses to hide goofy fucking eyes, take photo from below to downplay lack of chin with perspective tricks, pose in front of expensive car, brag about all the chicks you bang that are defintely not sex slaves that you pimp out. Congratulations now you have a loyal following of lonely internet neckbeards who will hang on your every word and empty their wallets for you.

How anyone takes advice from someone who got kicked in the head for a living is beyond me