The Terrifying Christian Nationalist Crusade to Conquer America

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The Terrifying Christian Nationalist Crusade to Conquer America
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Nazis. Call them what they are. Nazis.

They're fascists for sure, but Nazis had a mixed view on Christianity. Most of the leaders didn't want Christianity, or if they did, a flavor that was neither Catholic nor Protestant, but Naziism first and Christian second. (And of course Islam and Judaism were right out.)

And of course Islam and Judaism were right out.

"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

The more annoying a client becomes at my job the longer my answers get, thanks to this one scene.