The umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding)cloudless@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 274 points – 3 months ago24Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsNot quite like wireless though, there has to be a latch on and suction, can't just faceplant a baby on a boob.But if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area. This is long before any motor skills. It's a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands.So babies are more like the magsafe charger then.Exactly.Not even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth.Yeah except they generally don't. There's a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist.Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you.Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices.
Not quite like wireless though, there has to be a latch on and suction, can't just faceplant a baby on a boob.But if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area. This is long before any motor skills. It's a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands.So babies are more like the magsafe charger then.Exactly.Not even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth.Yeah except they generally don't. There's a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist.Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you.Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices.
But if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area. This is long before any motor skills. It's a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands.So babies are more like the magsafe charger then.Exactly.Not even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth.Yeah except they generally don't. There's a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist.
Yeah except they generally don't. There's a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist.
Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you.Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices.
Not quite like wireless though, there has to be a latch on and suction, can't just faceplant a baby on a boob.
But if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area.
This is long before any motor skills. It's a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands.
So babies are more like the magsafe charger then.
Exactly.
Not even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth.
Yeah except they generally don't. There's a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist.
Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you.
Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices.