Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name.

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Leviathan doesn't work as a first name, you'll get picked on. That's one that you need to keep on reserve as a middle name so it can be pulled out when necessary.

Meanwhile Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides has 5 kids and two wives by the fifth grade and will be the coolest kid you've ever met.

Leviathan can go by Levi, which is a fairly common name usually short for Leviticus

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