Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won't have to go to the ER. That's cool too.
Use a cucumber. That way if it's gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like "I must have forgotten to chew đ¤ˇđģââī¸"
Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn't, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.
My garden doesn't grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I'll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.
Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won't have to go to the ER. That's cool too.
Use a cucumber. That way if it's gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like "I must have forgotten to chew đ¤ˇđģââī¸"
Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn't, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.
My garden doesn't grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I'll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.