Well?? Does it??

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 346 points – 3 months ago

I love how every commenter has a different answer to the question

I think "Only half the time." is actually the correct answer here.

No clearly the answer is “kinda” it justifies everything.

And every single one of those is accurate

The answer has a spread wider than those cheeks are going to be.

It has happened again

Meta.

We need polls

not really but also kinda? it feels like getting your ass fucked i dunno what you wanna hear..

::: spoiler prob more detail than you want so spoiler it's like asking if cumming and peeing feel the same, they are distinctly different but kinda similarish in that fluid is being moved..

pooping is like just a bodily function, you push and things fall out.. wipe and flush and move on.. not much emotion other than relief.

Getting ass fucked is completely different, it's like having one of your most intimate areas opened up and penetrated in a way that simultaneously feels taboo but amazing at the same time. You aren't pushing you are relaxing and there is a thing inside you hitting parts you didn't even know you had. Your ass being stretched and held open, if you are properly relaxed it feels amazing, if you are nervous and clenching then it can be painful for both parties. If you have a prostate then getting that hit will force prostate fluid out and you won't really cum but just sorta start leaking fluid, it's wild. The term for this is prostate milking..

Over all there is just a whole host of sensations and emotions involved in proper anal such that describing it as reverse pooping is not really accurate. Are there overlaps? Yes, but it's still a very unique experience. :::

Damn nigga it was just a meme

WAS. Was just a meme. Now it's a shared experience.

I said prob more detail than ya want... I tried to warn you, if you clicked then you wanted to know

Idk about him, but spoiler tags aren't working for me on eternity.

That said, tl;dr.

Yeah I just >!tested it!< and you can't have one ">! !<" for all the paragraphs. You need a set for each one.

! >!Like This Example!< !<

And...

!Not Like

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no idea about "clicked", but we all wanted to know.

Only half the time.

Exactly - it's more clear looking at it the other way around: shitting doesn't feel like reverse anal.

Kinda? It's not exactly like that, but close enough. You can always stick something up there and get a feel for it yourself, ya know.

Edit: So I can't stop thinking about this and had to come back to this post: Does it feel different for a woman? Like, they don't have prostates, so would anal not feel as good? Or is the G-spot/skenes (whatever that raspberry feeling chunk of nerves inside the vagina is called) situated such that it's more or less the same? 🤔

Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you're sticking up there has a flared base so you don't end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.

I don't care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.

Or you could just find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while praying that you won't have to go to the ER. That's cool too.

Use a cucumber. That way if it's gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like "I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻‍♂️"

Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn't, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.

My garden doesn't grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I'll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.

Without a base... Without a trace.... Thank you jjgo!

Getting August started early this year I see

Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.... Or that's how I remember it anyway.

Ah, the edited version.

For when it's on broadcast TV.

Fun fact I like to bring up every time I see this referenced: He started with coke bottles in his bathtub, he continues his glass in ass activities after he healed up, and his wife is very supportive. Read an interview with him back in the good ol' days of bestgore yore.

Well now I want to read an interview with his wife. I think I actually have MORE questions for her than him.

I'm not opposed to the idea but it doesn't seem like the kind of thing you can just try one time. Isn't there some kind of preparation phase to be able to handle ..."stuff"?

The three most important things, are

A good wash, and optionally a little bit of douching (extra fancy guide) if you want to push it
Lube. However much you think you need, more than that. Simple oils can work fine. Soap is horrible. Store bought water lube is best.
Having fun, a relaxed exploratory afternoon 😊

For 2. spend the time and do a "spot" test similar to laundry detergents. Some lubes can be very irritating and burn (usually the really cheap ones). It can be somewhat confusing because both the physical stretch and substance irritation feel like a burning sensation.

I personally prefer silicone-based lube for back door play. Lasts a LOT longer, doesn't get sticky (can get dry, but nowhere near as quickly as water-based, in which case, just apply more lube,) and the overall glide just feels better imo. Clean-up is a little bit more intensive. Just a light scrub with soap and warm water, instead of a quick rinse or wipe. Toy play is a good warm-up. Just make sure your toy is specifically compatible with silicone-based lube or else you risk major problems.

That's cool, but it's a pretty advanced recommendation (at least where I live, stores don't stock it, so it's a little bit more of an investment).

Helping someone new to all this, by making it easy for them to start, is what I would have wanted to have someone do when I was starting out 😅

Pretend you’re in high school again and just use spit

We didn't all play trombone graphy

Idk what you mean, in high school my spit jar was barely half full. Now I have enough saved up to do whatever I want, but only because I didn't waste it early.

Do you need oreparation to poop? Your ass is stretchy.

I was convinced oreparation is a real word longer than I would admit.

I think the whole prepping is to avoid surprise pooping

An acquaintance of mine had his prostate removed due to cancer and he confirmed that butt sex no longer feels pleasurable. I imagine it's the same for women.

So now the important question is: Does pooping feel different for men and women?