I've found a lot of people are legitimately more interested when you sell stuff this way because terms like "union" or "socialism" have been heavily stigmatized "for some reason"
Instead of getting vaccinated, you're micro dosing the virus!
A homeopathic virus dose perhaps.
“This water has a memory of the virus and will protect you. Just hold this crystal on the injection site as the sunsets for three days”
Don't forget to recharge the crystal in the moonlight each night!
I like @WanderingVentra@lemm.ee 's idea. Yours sounds dumb and threatens my money. Gimme some pearls to clutch!
I've found a lot of people are legitimately more interested when you sell stuff this way because terms like "union" or "socialism" have been heavily stigmatized "for some reason"
Instead of getting vaccinated, you're micro dosing the virus!
A homeopathic virus dose perhaps.
“This water has a memory of the virus and will protect you. Just hold this crystal on the injection site as the sunsets for three days”
Don't forget to recharge the crystal in the moonlight each night!
I like @WanderingVentra@lemm.ee 's idea. Yours sounds dumb and threatens my money. Gimme some pearls to clutch!
"Give" you pearls? That's socialism!