Greene: Earthquakes and eclipses a sign from God to ‘repent’

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Greene: Earthquakes and eclipses a sign from God to ‘repent’
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Yep, eclipses are signs from the almighty! Totally predictable by science signs!

That happen at regular intervals, fixed entirely by the orbital motions of the Earth and moon, utterly regardless of what humans are doing on the planet. And have been going on since the moon existed, which is well before the development of humanity.

The lord really does work in stupidly mysterious ways, doesn't he?

On the day of the eclipse, start the sacrifices and don't stop until the demon stops swallowing the sun! Let's start with MTG

The next solar eclipse in the lower 48 is in 2044. Does this then mean science predicts that America will erupt into general hedonism and debauchery that year?