Has this ever happened to you?

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I write the code: $400 an hour

I write the code and you help me: $800 an hour

You write the code and I help you: $1600 an hour

You write the code: $3200 an hour

I wrote a bit of python earlier, do I have to send you a cheque?

Does it work? If so, no worries. If not, and you want me to fix it and/or listen to you complain about it, then pay up! :D

Actually I'm his manager, so you gotta pay me and I sign his checks.

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