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Diplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.

You've got bigger problems if there's dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.

What if you're a bird?

You mean a drone? c/birdsarentreal

Oops. I forgot they aren't real.

But then drones could have dinosaur in their blood...

True. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they're causing gonorrhea?