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Meanwhile Canada has a strategic reserve of maple syrup.

You shut up about that right now. it's a national secret. What do you think we do with those abandoned wells?

We had to tighten up security after the great maple syrup heist.

Adjusted for inflation, the heist was the most valuable in Canadian history until the 2023 Toronto Pearson International Airport heist

Did they steal an airport in 2023?

Also, does that qualify them to be called the Sticky Bandits? More professional than Marv and Harry at any rate.

Really just Quebec

Both are there to pay farmers for more than the country needs