Tectonic Rule

colin@lemmy.uninsane.org to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 370 points –
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He was several thousand cubic miles of boiling magma

She was a tectonic plate

Can it get anymore obvious

He was a thousand degrees hot, she drifted away
What more can I say?
He pushed against her, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted to be pushed as well
But all of her friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his viscous mass

So I wasn't the only one trying to sing it to this melody