Tectonic Rule

colin@lemmy.uninsane.org to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 370 points –
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He was several thousand cubic miles of boiling magma

She was a tectonic plate

Can it get anymore obvious

He was a thousand degrees hot, she drifted away
What more can I say?
He pushed against her, she'd never tell
Secretly she wanted to be pushed as well
But all of her friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his viscous mass

So I wasn't the only one trying to sing it to this melody

I hope the crust is able to cool both a little bit down, keeping things civil.

I really don't wanna see that boiling magma shoot up to the sky and land in my front yard, just because they got too excited.

The perspective really bugs me, it shows the coast so it's an image with perspective. But it also shows a cross section of the earth so it's 2d. It's 3d and 2d in one image with no separator.