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You know, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.

Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster's Manual.

I think this went over everyone's heads. It's from Talladega Nights lol

Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it's silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.

I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too.'