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How is she in bed though? Wait, no, that doesn't matter, she's crazy. But very techy, so that's good, but still, red flag. But...

Word has it that crazy sex is the best sex but you didn't hear that from me

The thing about crazy sex is it’s awesome until you learn to stop liking it. But you’ll fucking learn and it’ll be the hard way

The sex doesn't stop being good. You just learn it's not worth it

Oh it can stop being good. Trauma can do shit to you. Crazy in the head and crazy in bed sometimes blend into shit like sexual violence. And suddenly what you find yourself really craving is someone who is stable yet adventurous, someone who will discuss what crazy shit we’ll do together then discuss what we liked and didn’t afterwards.

Sex isn't good unless you go to sleep after worrying about whether you're about to get woken up by being hit with a skillet. If you're lucky it's not cast iron.

The stuff before and after the crazy sex is the worst. Probably. I wouldn't know. Never had sex.

Are ya a Wizard yet?

Um... let's just say I let the Balrog pass. 😭

it's like all sex is make up sex, but they also hate themselves and want you to agree with them. just because they are begging you to piss in their mouth doesn't mean its awesome though.