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Me after one night with this person spamming the bell.

🔔🔔🔔

Actually, that is an inaccuracy. A child of Bart's age likely wouldn't have the strength to destroy a chair by slamming on their father's head in the bath. And even if they were, the father would be severely injured if not unconscious or dead.

Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder!!

For the first part, I'm sure the furniture was made in the USA, explaining it's shoddy construction. Secondly, Homer has a built-in football helmet. You could wallop him all day with a surgical 2x4.

I'm pretty sure Homer's head is built like a woodpecker. He is the next evolutionary link.