What's the most basic thing you can't do?CraigOhMyEggo@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 106 points – 4 months ago273Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI used to be unable to jump, but then I did Morris dancing. I learned how to jump normally at 27.What happened when you tried to jump? I can't picture this.I second the curiosity. What would it look like? Sudden crouching? Paralyzing indecision?I'm picturing those seizure goatsBasicallyI could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.Forgive the audio, recommend muting, but I expect it might have been similar to this video of a woman who does not know how to jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1EVWeek7KkHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://www.piped.video/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.What in the world. Thanks, this simultaneously explains so much and so little.
I used to be unable to jump, but then I did Morris dancing. I learned how to jump normally at 27.What happened when you tried to jump? I can't picture this.I second the curiosity. What would it look like? Sudden crouching? Paralyzing indecision?I'm picturing those seizure goatsBasicallyI could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.Forgive the audio, recommend muting, but I expect it might have been similar to this video of a woman who does not know how to jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1EVWeek7KkHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://www.piped.video/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.What in the world. Thanks, this simultaneously explains so much and so little.
What happened when you tried to jump? I can't picture this.I second the curiosity. What would it look like? Sudden crouching? Paralyzing indecision?I'm picturing those seizure goatsBasicallyI could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.Forgive the audio, recommend muting, but I expect it might have been similar to this video of a woman who does not know how to jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1EVWeek7KkHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://www.piped.video/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.What in the world. Thanks, this simultaneously explains so much and so little.
I second the curiosity. What would it look like? Sudden crouching? Paralyzing indecision?I'm picturing those seizure goatsBasically
I could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.
Forgive the audio, recommend muting, but I expect it might have been similar to this video of a woman who does not know how to jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1EVWeek7KkHere is an alternative Piped link(s): https://www.piped.video/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.What in the world. Thanks, this simultaneously explains so much and so little.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://www.piped.video/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
I used to be unable to jump, but then I did Morris dancing. I learned how to jump normally at 27.
What happened when you tried to jump? I can't picture this.
I second the curiosity. What would it look like? Sudden crouching? Paralyzing indecision?
I'm picturing those seizure goats
Basically
I could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.
Forgive the audio, recommend muting, but I expect it might have been similar to this video of a woman who does not know how to jump:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
What in the world. Thanks, this simultaneously explains so much and so little.