Just needs to explain how he meant that Milwaukee's Best sucks but Old Milwaukee is underrated... oh wait he doesn't drink. But has a bar in the lobby of his tower. And a vodka. And a winery iirc.
None of his customers are going to be able to drink either once the convicted felon loses his liquor license.
Or maybe he accidentally bought a cheap and fake Milwaukee electric drill for his home improvement project.
There is little to no chance that Trump has ever used a drill
I know. But the mental image of him trying to use one is hilarious.
Particularly where he limp-wrists it and breaks his wrist.
I'll bet the motherfucker doesn't own a screwdriver either lol
Now I'm imagining him at some garage, a mechanic asks him to bring a screwdriver and he goes out and brings a screwed driver from his golf bag.
Just needs to explain how he meant that Milwaukee's Best sucks but Old Milwaukee is underrated... oh wait he doesn't drink. But has a bar in the lobby of his tower. And a vodka. And a winery iirc.
None of his customers are going to be able to drink either once the convicted felon loses his liquor license.
Or maybe he accidentally bought a cheap and fake Milwaukee electric drill for his home improvement project.
There is little to no chance that Trump has ever used a drill
I know. But the mental image of him trying to use one is hilarious.
Particularly where he limp-wrists it and breaks his wrist.
I'll bet the motherfucker doesn't own a screwdriver either lol
Now I'm imagining him at some garage, a mechanic asks him to bring a screwdriver and he goes out and brings a screwed driver from his golf bag.