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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 869 points –
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What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?

Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.

Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.

The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.

Yeah, I have much more respect for someone trying to rebuild from nothing than some chamber of commerce, yacht club douche.

Amen.

Felons can try to make amends. Troy just makes Jager bombs at the office and passes at the 19yo receptionist.

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