MAGA panics before Donald Trump's first debate with Biden

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MAGA panics before Donald Trump's first debate with Biden
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“Only FDA-approved substances will be allowed” (but we’re not going to do any testing so go wild!)

All drug olympics you say? ...wonder if they'll have figure toking.

The Toke-Athalon - a three stage sport involving [some thing], a 1 gram rolling and smoking race, and a round of trivia.

Back in the day we had a regular civil disobedience event that had a game like this, but it was cannabis activism trivia, roll and smoke race, and more cannabis activism trivia. Surely there's a better third event somewhere.

I’ve fantasised about this for at least two decades, now it’s really happening!