Breaking: Merrick Garland magically throws together a team and analyzes thousands of documents and gets search warrants for former presidents and analyzes all information, gets grand juries and indicts magically really quickly!
(... Later)
Breaking: Merrick Garland's indictments thrown out on technicality because of rushing things; widespread animosity that this is a political witch-hunt thrown together.
We fucked up, but not because of this.
Man, if only there was a team at DOJ that had already been looking at Trump for years and had already come up with otherwise chargeable offenses
Golly, if only Barr wasn't overseeing that aforementioned Department during that period of time.
Well according to my fox obsessed father all of that was "proven" to be false by 50someodd number of politicians/political appointees that has recently been brought to light...
I'm too depressed and angry to look into it because every time I do he's wrong by some technicality thats too nuanced to explain to someone with their fingers in their ears "nahnahnahnah not listening, Hannity said fake news!"
(... Later)
We fucked up, but not because of this.
Man, if only there was a team at DOJ that had already been looking at Trump for years and had already come up with otherwise chargeable offenses
Golly, if only Barr wasn't overseeing that aforementioned Department during that period of time.
Well according to my fox obsessed father all of that was "proven" to be false by 50someodd number of politicians/political appointees that has recently been brought to light...
I'm too depressed and angry to look into it because every time I do he's wrong by some technicality thats too nuanced to explain to someone with their fingers in their ears "nahnahnahnah not listening, Hannity said fake news!"