why isn't anyone calling for Trump to drop out.

Chainweasel@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 883 points –

I get it, Biden is old and that's a problem, but why doesn't anyone seem to have a problem with the fact that Trump is almost the same age, has 34 felonies, raped at least 2 women, went to Epstein's Island 11 times, sexualized his own daughter, stole classified documents, aligned himself with Xi and Putin, and can't remember common names?

Is all of that really better than being 2½ years older than he is right now?

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And my campaign promise? I will fuck up this country at a slower rate than these two old geezers. Actually, first day in office, my first official act as president will be to give both of them the finger.

My second act will be bacon. Just.....just bacon.

You've got my vote. I'm not American but you can rule over my country and give our band of useless cretins the finger too.