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He is gonna get the same or better treatment as Trump when he got it. You know, the stuff that wasn’t available for us regular people.

You mean Paxlovid? That's widely available, although it may not have been when Trump got it.

That stuff is wonderful. Everything tastes like metal for a while, but it made me not die or suffer long term effects (that I know of).

Like the vampire blood of children of Transylvania?

Transylvania? Goodness no. They make it in a factory in New Jersey now.

It's not vampire blood unless it's from Transylvania. Otherwise it's just sparkling biter juice.

You may be sad to learn that Vampires are from Bulgaria, so the Romanian red stuff is also just fizzy biter juice. :(