Whoever read this fortune forgot to add the mandatory "in bed" at the end.
Now, we're all fucked.
Now we're all fucked... in bed!
That is my preferred location.
Idk man, sometimes switching things up is nice, gets boring when you just do it in the same place all the time.
Fortune? No, we're up against some real monkey's paw shit at this point. Someone blurted out all five wishes at once without thinking, and here we are.
Everyone, quick, grab a lamp, a bottle, a vase, anything, and start rubbing.
Whoever read this fortune forgot to add the mandatory "in bed" at the end.
Now, we're all fucked.
Now we're all fucked... in bed!
That is my preferred location.
Idk man, sometimes switching things up is nice, gets boring when you just do it in the same place all the time.
Fortune? No, we're up against some real monkey's paw shit at this point. Someone blurted out all five wishes at once without thinking, and here we are.
Everyone, quick, grab a lamp, a bottle, a vase, anything, and start rubbing.
We're gonna need tbose genie's.