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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 824 points –
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It’s funny when people are asked what animal they want to be if they had a choice and they go for some alpha predator in the jungle or ocean. I always say I choose to be a house cat. It’s even better than a dog, because as a cat you can just mind your own business and not even show affection to your owners and they’ll love you for it.

When I think of whales holding their breath for hours, I get anxious. I know they evolved differently. But if I suddenly became a whale, I'd be hearing the Sonic drowning music in my head all the time.

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Any time you no longer want to be in a situation, you can just freak out and act like you're chasing an invisible thing into another room and everyone thinks you're doing normal cat things, even if they are a bit weird.

Which I guess would be a nightmare for conservatives lol.

Pssh, imagine not wanting to be a cat your whole life 🐈

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