Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 1046 points – 1 months agolawandcrime.com128Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsTurns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?! Fuck around and find out."Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append 'in Minecraft,' to his statement."He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?I've been told there are mods for everything. They are if you're in CongressOof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄Up to 5 years to think about it.
Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?! Fuck around and find out."Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append 'in Minecraft,' to his statement."He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?I've been told there are mods for everything. They are if you're in CongressOof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄Up to 5 years to think about it.
"Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append 'in Minecraft,' to his statement."He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?I've been told there are mods for everything.
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?I've been told there are mods for everything.
Turns out violent threats are not protected speech under the first amendment. Who knew?!
Fuck around and find out.
"Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append 'in Minecraft,' to his statement."
He specified using pliers. Are there pliers in Minecraft?
I've been told there are mods for everything.
They are if you're in Congress
Oof. Sadly, events of the last few years support your statement. 🙄
Up to 5 years to think about it.