What's the most petty/pointless/pedantic hill you're willing to die on?
For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don't want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That's ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use "less" when they should use "fewer"
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I will offer 3 arguments:
A) Semantics - You called it pizza, therefore it is pizza by your own admission.
B) The word "pizza" encompasses many things, and you can do a whole chart describing different things called pizza like you can with sandwiches.
C) Fuck You. You probably put ketchup on hot dogs.
I hate both ketchup and hotdogs
Someone must have been very bad to you when you were little.
What about the humble French fry? Do you partake of its golden goodness?
Oh my, yes. I could make an entire meal out of just fries.
And mustard. Deal with it.