Dutch rule

flamingos-cant@feddit.uk to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 657 points –
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When the only thing neuken me in my keuken is life. 😔

Kutleven!

(The Dutch attach genitals or diseases to words to turn them into swearwords. This one is often used for "shit life" but it literally means "vagina life" which I find very fitting and ironic in this context)

cunt life would be better. Even more correct: a cunt’s life , ie a very bad life.

I took into account that OP's domain is from the UK, where everybody calls each other a cunt and therefore lifes a cunt's life by default.

To add a few more examples:

  • zakkenwasser (sack/bollocks washer, an asshole)
  • lul-de-behanger ([mister]cock-the-wallpaperer, also translates to asshole)
  • lullen (dicking/cocking, talking nonsense)

this sounds funny bc keuken sounds like dick in swedish

And kök looks like cock in English, so we've come full circle (I know it's not pronounced that way)