Modern Cinderella

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 756 points –
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I mean if it just falls out on it's own, you'll need to get a new, bigger one anyway and the prince won't find who it fits... Because it no longer does.

I like how you really thought this through.

I've experienced it. 😉

Kolanak, you are a beautiful, multifaceted weirdo, and seeing your comments really help make Lemmy feel like home. Please do some kegels to help ease your gaping asshole.

After finding out what the male version is I'm now constantly wondering who's doing kegels without the people around them knowing

Filthy animals... 😈