Sun through a wildfire haze yesterday evening.Milx@lemmy.world to pics@lemmy.world – 740 points – 1 years ago24Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsThis haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too. And maybe even a dick.Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times."Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!"That escalated quicklySpiders Georg origin story right hereThe spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don't just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.
This haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too. And maybe even a dick.Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times."Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!"That escalated quicklySpiders Georg origin story right hereThe spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don't just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.
Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times."Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!"
The spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don't just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.
This haze has been destroying my sinuses. Last night I had to sleep with my mouth wide open. Definitely swallowed a spider or too.
And maybe even a dick.
Hate it when I accidently swallow a spider or dick while sleeping. It has happened way too many times.
"Dude! What were you doing last night bro? Your breath smells like spider dick!"
That escalated quickly
Spiders Georg origin story right here
The spider thing is actually a myth, spiders don't just crawl down your mouth while you sleep. On the other hand, the dick thing is definitely true.