Just bang Hitler's mom

MakunaHatata@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1421 points –
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Such is the nature of time travel that you go back in time to seduce and fuck Hitler's mom and guess what?

Your son is Adolf Hitler.

No one ever considers that this is the best timeline possible and we got Hitler because someone already time shivved the SUPER NAZIS and SUPER HITLER

Mecha-Hitler wasn’t just some artist’s drawing for Wolfenstein, it’s a remnant of another timeline where there’s fuckin robot Nazis all over

The premise of the entire Command and Conquer universe is that Einstein deleted Hitler and it went horribly wrong.

That's just the Red Alert series, but ok.

Eh, yes and no. Red Alert 1 is part of both the Red Alert and Tiberium series. One ending results in RA2 and the other in Tiberian Dawn (C&C '95) but there's no consensus on which ending leads to which game. I think that the Allied ending leads to TD and the Soviet ending leads to RA2, but there are arguments the other way, too.

Hitler was always your son.

Reminds me of that twilight zone episode where she goes back in time and swaps baby Hitler for a kid she found on the street without the parents noticing. Turns out that baby on the street was the Hitler we knew and she caused the holocaust.