Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

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Let a man do squats over my face until my nose touched his shorts bulge. Wait. I’m gay.

To be fair, that is a fairly gay thing to do if he isn't spotting your bench presses.

Were you on the floor? Those are some pretty deep squats. That can be hard on your knees ...unless the bulge is....nevermind