Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

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Have a straw in a restaurant.

How am I suppose to not smudge my manly lipstick then?

How am I also supposed to not show how I can move my lips and head up and down the straw and lick up any leaks? /s