Pretty sound reasoning here.

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Sure, but at some point you need to acknowledge that though you can lead a horse to water, you canโ€™t stick their hoof in the barrel of a gun to stop a bullet.

If the barrel is big enough for the hoof to fit snuggly it'll stop the bullet.

Unlike a person, a horseโ€™s hoof will totally only fit in an elephant gun or a howizer, everyone knows that the elephant gun bullets only stop if the elephant puts their trunk in the barrel and the horse would need to be on a ladder for the howitzer. Horses canโ€™t climb ladders, silly.

It's called an elephant gun because it's for shooting elephants. Not because it's the size of an elephant. There is no way a horses hoof or an elephants trunk will fit in the barrel of a gun thats less than an inch a single freedom unit in diameter.

But you know what will? A finger. You're just going to want to shove it in their really good because those cartridges pack a punch.

No, the trunk will stop it.

Also, everyone knows elephants canโ€™t shoot, so why would they need a gun. ๐Ÿค”