What's the stupidest rule your school ever enforced?

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Back when I was in high school (in public school), chess caught on in a big way. Chess. It was the weirdest thing. It was a public school in a small farming town, and pre-Nerd Renaissance, so picture a stereotypical 80s or 90s school where jocks were top of the food chain--and then picture those same jocks in their letter jackets rushing to the library on their free periods to take turns playing chess. They set up tournaments and kept track of win/loss ratios and talked about chess strategies in the hallways.

So obviously something had to be done...I guess? The school started making rules and posting them around the school: one game per student per day. One game at a time in the lounge. No chess in classrooms or in the library! The chess board must be returned to the lounge supervisor between games, then signed out by the next person wanting to play--not just passed willy-nilly from one student to another! No outside chess boards allowed!

That pretty much strangled the chess fad. The jocks went back to stuffing nerds in lockers and sneaking out to smoke behind the school, and the chess boards returned to the shelf by the lounge supervisor, where they collected dust.

Problem...solved? The whole thing was pretty surreal.

A similar thing happened in my school with a card game called Euchre. Heaven forbid the students enjoy the small amount of time between bells or in a class once their work is complete.

Did you go to school somewhere in the Midwestern US? Everyone I know who has even heard of euchre is from there (mostly Indiana).

Michigan, but I know what you mean.

Ohio following suit. Euchre seems more a Great Lakes thing than a Midwest thing.

Wh.... Why wouldn't they encourage this?

I mean, I know, but how dumb can they be?

Cant have the jocks get weak and start viewing the other students as people and cohorts.

I yes, we've got a Problem. And that starts with P and that rhymes with C and that stands for CHESS!

Definitely didn’t expect to wander across a Music Man reference in the wild today, love it.

Get some contraband travel chess boards with magnets, doing black market chess moves in bathroom stalls. Great job your school