Sweet tea

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1913 points –
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If I order a cup of tea, I don't want to get a cup of hot water and a tea bag. Bloody continentals.

FUCKIN LIPTON

THAT'S NOT TEA

well it ain't no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water cooked in the sun, which when chilled and enhanced with fresh lemon juice and served over ice, is dope

well it ain't no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water

Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!

[He throws cup at NutriMatic]

NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?

ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -

NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure

ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!

NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.

ARTHUR: Oh shut up.