What's a low effort, but impressive, party trick to learn?

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Angry elephant. Remove your glass eye, insert it into your foreskin and flop it around while yelling "brrraaaah!"

Most impressive party trick I've ever seen.

I made it 54 years, and just now regret being circumcised.

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