Don't give me a reason to go to Starbucks, damn it!

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1127 points –
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Or just at least mid coffee. I live in a coffee producing country, and I've tried everything from really expensive coffee to bottom of the barrel, both local and from abroad. The only cup of coffee I sipped and spat out was a Starbucks in Houston.

Starbucks burns the shit out of their beans for consistency ... it's all consistently burnt with no unique flavor

It's designed to be the base of a drink that's 30% sugar. The bitterness helps offset the sweetness.

It's also done to increase the shelf life of the beans. So if you get Starbucks coffee, there's a good chance you're drinking coffee from beans roasted years ago. As someone who exclusively drinks specially coffee, the thought of drinking coffee from beans that were roasted even 3 months ago grosses me out