What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 113 points – 1 years ago92Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI answered my work phone with "Morgans Morgue; you kill'em, we chill'em" once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up. I've used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that's the one that worked the best.I've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" beforeMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?Nice.Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.Also works with "crematorium""Marty's Morgue, you stab em' we slab em." That's how I've always said it. lol
I answered my work phone with "Morgans Morgue; you kill'em, we chill'em" once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up. I've used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that's the one that worked the best.I've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" beforeMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?Nice.Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.Also works with "crematorium""Marty's Morgue, you stab em' we slab em." That's how I've always said it. lol
I've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" beforeMorts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?Nice.Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.Also works with "crematorium"
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?Nice.Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
I answered my work phone with "Morgans Morgue; you kill'em, we chill'em" once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
I've used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that's the one that worked the best.
I've used "Joe's roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em" before
Morts Mortuary! You stab 'em! We slab 'em!
Mortuary Grill: where yesterday's grief is today's beef! Who can I serve you today?
Nice.
Joe’s Meat Market. Nobody beats Joe’s meat.
Except for Joe. He sometimes beats his own meat.
Also works with "crematorium"
"Marty's Morgue, you stab em' we slab em."
That's how I've always said it. lol