What is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?

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City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em

Or you slice 'em, we ice (or dice, if you want gruesome) 'em

Joe's pool hall, 8 ball speaking

Sam's sanitarium, what nut do you want?

Town grocery, you want the fruit or the vegetable?

Bill's grill, where our meat fits your buns, how can we serve?

Bill's grill, where we shove our greasy meat in your mouth, how can we serve?

I used to have a whole list of these things I picked up over the years, but being able to ignore calls without having to hear them ring has made me forget a lot more

“Joe’s Bait, Tackle, and Mortuary Service - You Stab ‘Em We Slab ‘Em”

"Big Paul's Pool Hall, 8-ball speaking, shoot!"

That's the version I've always used.

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