Vodafone Finds Brits Keep Mobile Phones for 4 Years Instead of 2

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Vodafone Finds Brits Keep Mobile Phones for 4 Years Instead of 2
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Smartphone CEOs dumbfounded when no one wants to buy their $1999 xPhone 25 Pro Max XXL Z-Flip 4d-folding hextuple AI 8k camera with Bionic 10Ghz chip including real neurons

Which is ironically the same as the $1999 xPhone 24 Pro Max XXL Z-Flip 4d-folding hextuple AI 8k camera with Bionic 10Ghz chip including real neurons from last year.

Nah, the 25 has a stylus. The 24 didn't. The 26 won't either.

You'll have to get the 26+ PRO ULTRA for $2699 if you want the stylus back.

The 27 will come in an exclusive shade of grey! Instead of last year's exclusive shade of dark grey. Rumor has it they might even try a grey-green in 2030.