Let me pull this out of my ass

alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 238 points –
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I don't think that's how you're meant to use a WHERE.

you just think that because you don't already have the result of your criteria sitting in a magic field

It looks like AssDB uses a weird SQL syntax? Is it worth upgrading to, I hear it's great at pulling information out of unstructured and even imaginary data sources?