Not Afraid of Sharks? Well, Now They’re on Cocaine.Midnight@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 69 points – 2 months agonytimes.com6Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldThe sequel to Cocaine Bear is going to be lit.Guess what...It could be the "Alien vs. Predator" we never knew we neededFinally a good plot for the next Coke-nado moving… adding sharks. 13 out of 13 sharks tested had cocaine in them And nobody even gave me a sniff, pretty shellfish if you ask meI’m not afraid of cold blooded predators coked to the gills unless they enter federal office.
The sequel to Cocaine Bear is going to be lit.Guess what...It could be the "Alien vs. Predator" we never knew we neededFinally a good plot for the next Coke-nado moving… adding sharks.
13 out of 13 sharks tested had cocaine in them And nobody even gave me a sniff, pretty shellfish if you ask me
The sequel to Cocaine Bear is going to be lit.
Guess what...
It could be the "Alien vs. Predator" we never knew we needed
Finally a good plot for the next Coke-nado moving… adding sharks.
And nobody even gave me a sniff, pretty shellfish if you ask me
I’m not afraid of cold blooded predators coked to the gills unless they enter federal office.