Jump cut rule

OwenEverbinde@lemmy.myserv.one to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 142 points –
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This is so good. I counted 14, maybe 15 if you count the dog.

My eyes hurt. Is this real? Did people add cuts after it became a meme? The Know Your Meme page doesn't mention any added cuts, but it's just so hard to believe something this ridiculous is real. I get a little bit of vertigo just watching it.

AlsotalkreallyfasttoveryfilibusteramddontletthemgetinasinglewordedgewisebecayseiftheystopyoutheycanrefuteapointsoquicklyjumpfromsubjecttosubjectwithimcreasinglyinsanefalsehoodslikehowallthedemocratsarelizardpeoplebutQisfightingthemalongwiththedeepstateplustheillumimatiandknightstemplararejoiningforceswiththeancientaliensofchichinitzaandeasternislandtocombatthebulrathiyesImeanthebulrathifrommasteroforion2becausetheyarearealinterstellarspecieswithshipsthatcoulddestroyearthwiththeflipofaswitchbutitsokbecausetheyknowthatvaginasaresupposedtobedrylikemywife'sandtheysympathizebuttheyhaveaprimedirectivethatwon'tallowthemtocleanoutthedeepstatedemocratlisardpeoplealsomysisterAbigailShapirohasgiantboobsandshethinksIdon'tknowthatsheknowsthatIstareatthembutIlikethatsheknowsanddoesn'tsayanythingbecauseshelikesitanditmakesbefeellikearealmanevenmorethanmyshittybeard.

/gottem

I read this at first on a browser and missed out on most of it. (it cut off at "canrefuteapointsoq..." but when I pressed a button that said, "view source" it actually showed the whole thing. Anyways,) That was a journey, @RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world

I'm glad the aliens turned out being so understanding. πŸ˜‚