Me when literally anything unpleasant happens (always)

PugJesus@kbin.social to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 328 points –
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Pussy

I can pencil you in for April 2030, if I'm still alive

Save the date. Is this an unpleasant event for you?

tbqh I'm just kind of booked on emotions in general, I don't think I have any openings at all until then.

Ah yes indeed

Suzanne, tell those gentlemen who say "FBI OPEN UP" to come later this week

Well, you still have to do everything unpleasant, you just store that anxiety and horror deep down and replace it with numbness until it emerges as mental illness in a year or two.