Front-Facing Knight knows your sins

urda@lebowski.social to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 194 points –
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Oh no, the countless times where I violated the "forced en passant" rule. I can already hear Magnus Carlsen accusing me of cheating. Now there are security people trying to grope my buttcheeks. Holy Father, thy holiness the magnificient Knight, please forgive my sins. I should've known better. Next time I shall obey the en passant commandment. Bishop forgive me. 😥

A common beginner mistake is to think that en passant is forced. It is not. It is, however, enforced, for if he does not en passant, your opponent has to brick his pipi instead.