The pain. The shame.

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 827 points –
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There's always the blue shell.

Why do you think I'm in last place?

Most unhinged game-mechanic I've seen in a while. I mean, it's the "let the 3yo win against his dad sometimes"-card, so it's existence is justified, but still....

Imagine if you could find something on the road that let you eliminate some billionaire's wealth at a whim

Oh, you can. It's called "The suitcase of the billionaire's tax lawyer" and is an incredibly rare drop.

Been farming for it for 26 years, don't think the wikia droptables are very accurate.