Hurricane Idalia blows flamingos as far as Ohio

JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world – 52 points –
Hurricane Idalia blows flamingos as far as Ohio
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FOR FREE?! Girl, you need to be getting paid for all that!

Idalia ain't no ho. She's a sexually liberated hurricane getting her kicks

She liberated over northern Florida and southern Georgia 🌀💦🤤sploosh

We already have flamingos. They're plastic though, so maybe not the same.