Croc sex frenzy: Low-flying army choppers spark romp in the swamp

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abc.net.au

Crocs at a Rockhampton reptile farm were flung into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy after a Chinook helicopter hovered low over their pools – and the erotic explosion has researchers very interested.

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There's something in the vibrations that sends these captive crocs into the throes of orgiastic ecstasy

Or maybe they just like Chinook helicopters?

Maybe they sexually identify as an Apache Chinook attack helicopter...

We haven't had a Chinook attack helicopter since Vietnam, but the ACH-47A was quite formidable

quite formidable

Awfully saucy, bordering on randy, one might say.

I really do love how eloquently this article is written. I never thought I would read crocodile smut! XD XD XD hilarious!

The authors really approached the subject with vigor—highly enjoyable prose style.